| Sometimes I wish I knew how it all will end. I wish I knew God's plan
so I could stop worrying! I've decided to try to think about the rest
of my life as a suprise from God. I like suprises so it would make each
day exciting for me to see what He would do that day. That doesn't make
me less curious though! I keep being tempted to try things on my own
but we all know how that turns out. Praise the Lord that He has a plan!
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| I had my first night of waitressing by myself tonight. It was pretty
good I guess. I got $19 in tips with a section of only 2 tables. I
think it was pretty good.  |
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| Plaguing question of the day:
How do mermaids poop?
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| This is for my frousins. Also, its just really funny.
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten. Every night for a snack.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
LOL
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| My hampster Isabell died tonight. 
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